August 23rd, 2008

A Bigger Bite

Heya, people! I’m Winter. Our favorite Snackstress is out of town for a few days visiting her family, so she asked me to come by and guest post for her. She didn’t realize I would come over here, plop my ass on her blog-couch, and try to figure out how I can get those cupcakes off of the tree. I mean, c’mon. Haven’t you ever looked at her blog template and gotten hungry?

I had a few ideas in mind when Hilly first asked me to do this. I know that all of you are used to her talking about her feelings a lot. You’re used to her being the Queen of Cryptic and the Snarkstress. I have had my fair share of being like that, but I’m not so much in that place in my life at the moment. So, I tossed out all my ideas for coming over here and baring my emotions and talking about “stuff”.

Then I saw Adam’s guest post for Karl’s Summer of Love. That gave me a really good idea. I mean, I am pretty good at swapping heads in Photoshop. I should totally be able to duplicate Adam’s efforts by replacing the heads in this photo with mine and Hilly’s.


Alas, those bitches just look too skanky and they are boobless compared to me and Hilly. Even with a head swap, it just wouldn’t be right. I’m good in Photoshop, but I’m not sure I could do a boob swap.

So, I’m left with the question of what to write about. Obviously, I’m not Hilly and no matter how many push up bras I put on, I’m not gonna be able to emulate her lusciousness. However, I suppose there is nothing stopping me from just being my own inimitable self, right? With that said, here’s the deal: I’m gonna let you in on a secret of mine.

If you know me at all, you know I write fictional vampires. These vamps are not the undead. They are a race of beings who just happen to bite each other and drink a little blood. Here’s my secret: The main reason my vamps are not the undead is because I can’t bear the thought of writing creatures I can’t identify with. The undead live on a liquid diet! Ick! You’d have to break my jaw and wire it shut to stick me with a liquid diet. I mean, EWWWW. So all of my vamps eat what they want and believe me, I have them eat all the best stuff out there, even the stuff I can’t afford to eat. Sure, they drink a little blood from each other during sex, but truthfully, haven’t we all taken a bite out of a lover at some point in our sex lives? My characters just take a bigger bite.

Since this is Sunday, I do have a point to my rambles, and it’s this:

HAVE YOU EVER BITTEN YOUR LOVER AND/OR PLAYED WITH FOOD DURING SEX?

Tell the truth now, people! You have, haven’t you? Did you like it? Did they like it? If you did play with food ala 9 1/2 Weeks, what did you think of it? Were the flavors more enhanced because of being blindfolded or aroused? You don’t have to give graphic details, but just tell me what you thought of the experience. Is it something you’d do again with the right partner or was it a big letdown or turn off? We all love food, so spill the beans and tell me if you’ve ’snacked’ on someone!

Giving you lots of little vampire nibbles scented with cupcake frosting…


Posted in Snackie Sunday 2008, Uncategorized | Comments (26)

26 Responses to “A Bigger Bite”

  1. Princess of the Universe Says:
    August 23rd, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    I had a boyfriend who was really into biting. I’m OK with it for the most part, but nipples + blood = no-longer-in-the-mood

    Just sayin’

    Princess of the Universes last blog post..Painful and Overwhelming and Rewarding and Wonderful All at Once…

  2. Mrs Mogul Says:
    August 23rd, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    I once was part of ice cream and whipped cream. It was messy and totally unexciting!

    Mrs Moguls last blog post..Pregnancy update: I think sex involves some sewing action?

  3. Winter Says:
    August 23rd, 2008 at 9:40 pm

    Princess - Ouch! Drawing blood on humans usually equals pain. I’m not into pain so I wouldn’t be hanging onto the guy who liked to draw blood.

    Mrs. Mogul - Ice cream I can see being messy and icky. However, I’ve done my fair share of squirting whipped cream on body parts and then licking it off. I love whipped cream!

    Winters last blog post..Cupcakes!

  4. Tori Says:
    August 23rd, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    i like biting…

    Toris last blog post..a minute alone…

  5. Sybil Law Says:
    August 23rd, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    Biting is okay, as long as it isn’t like, clamping down or anything. Food and sex - done it, but overall? I just like the old penis and vagina stuff, thanks. “Things” get in the way of me really enjoying another body. Or else I am just boring.
    Good job!
    :)
    Sybil Laws last blog post..Give It Away Now

  6. hello haha narf Says:
    August 23rd, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    mmmmm, smiling and remembering many sexcapades.
    let us just say that yes, food and sex can be incredibly phenomenal with the right person, the right attitude and the right food stuffs.
    regarding the biting…teeth putting pressure on my skin is one thing, but an actual bite or drawing blood is a quick way to get kicked the hell outta my bed. or kitchen. :)
    hello haha narfs last blog post..They Matter, They Really Fucking Matter

  7. Winter Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 12:44 am

    Tori - Some people really do! It’s not my thing but, then, I’m a fan of sucking and have been known to hide my hickey covered neck. LOL

    Sybil - There is something to be said for someone who is single minded in her purpose!

    Hello - Why did I know that my question would remind you of things that make you smile in reminiscence? Hee hee.

    Winters last blog post..Cupcakes!

  8. Stacey Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 6:19 am

    I admit it, I’m a biter. I don’t do it intentionally though. I mean we’ll be really going at it, I’m in the throes of ecstasy, and there’s this bit of neck or shoulder right in my face.

    Staceys last blog post..Keep Moving Forward

  9. Y2K Survivor Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 6:25 am

    So once while I was slam squankin some faceless chick not worth remembering… or maybe it was the wife (whatever).. I had a piece of chicken fajita meat stuck between my teeth. I sucked on that meat and pushed it with my tongue and just before I was finished it popped free and felt oh-so-good. So yes, I am quite the swinging dude who has played with food during sex. Admit it, you want me BAD now, don’t you.

    heh heh well BAD is the ONLY way I know how to have sex.

    wait… ah crap… can I delete this freakin response after it’s posted?

  10. maryot Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 6:51 am

    Yes I am a biter and a food player. Got to bite so I can make sure my moaning does not wake the kids up. No “Daddy make her boobies go faster” for me.
    A choclate snack pack goes a long way with foreplay. You put it down lick it off and even after a scouting trip to other parts of the body the taste is still there. Very nice way to love the choclate and the body.
    Cheers Win :booze:

  11. Winter Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 7:45 am

    Stacy - It is a really enticing bit of muscle, isn’t it? The part from the shoulder to the neck… I have to say I’ve bitten that part too.

    Y2K - Ok, now I’m snorting in my morning Diet Dr. Pepper.

    Mary - Ummmm chocolate pudding! I hope Dave2 sees your response. I don’t know anyone who loves the chocolate pudding more than Dave, so if he didn’t know this about the taste lingering… he will now!

    Winters last blog post..Cupcakes!

  12. Karl Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 9:15 am

    I’ve experimented with both food and biting. Playfulness with either is fun, but I’m not into real pain or anything.

    Karls last blog post..Big News!

  13. Stephanie Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 9:25 am

    Nibbles are okay. Good, even. Reddi Whip in the can is great for decorating. Beyond that, no food for us. :rock

    Stephanies last blog post..Life changes on a dime.

  14. Iron Fist Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    I’ve been known to do a bit of biting in the past, but usually nothing hard enough to leave a mark. Much.

  15. Winter Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 10:30 am

    Karl - Yeah, pain isn’t a turn on for most people. You gotta be wired kinda weird to get off on pain.

    Stephanie - Nibbles are fun! And Reddi-Whip is a lot of fun to lick off. I should know. I should probably own stock in the company I buy so much of it. LOL

    Iron Fist - Much? Oooh. That sounds sooo intriguing! ;)
    Winters last blog post..Cupcakes!

  16. Amy-Blu Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    I like to bite and love to get bitten.

    As for food, we haven’t tried much but ice is fun :) Freeze a water bottle then let it thaw out about 1/2 way.. you’ll see the shape it makes and well go from there.

    Amy-Blus last blog post..turkey anyone?

  17. TSM Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    Ok first of all? Total hotness. I need the Mr. to come home like NOW.

    The “other” love of my life and I had some extremely passionate lovemaking sessions and biting (hard biting!), rough holding and spanking were often included. I had never EVER been one to indulge in that kind of sex before, but he opened my eyes to it. Best sex I ever had.

    TSMs last blog post..In Which I Repeatedly Say “UM…”

  18. Jennifer McKenzie Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    There’s been some biting in my love life, and yes, he liked it. ;)
    Great blog post, Winter.

  19. Winter Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Blu - I was wondering who was gonna mention ice!

    TSM - Glad I could help heat up your day!

    Jen - Thanks! A little biting can be a definitely be a fun thing for both parties!

    Winters last blog post..Cupcakes!

  20. CP Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    Good job hosting, winter!! Tell my favorite snackstress to come visit me again…I am off my summer hiatus and blogging again! By the way…those skanky girls? Yeah. So not you and Hilly. Breasts are what makes the world go round…truly.

    CPs last blog post..Ta DAHHHHHHHH!!! I’m back, bitches!

  21. Winter Says:
    August 24th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    CP - The lack of boobs was kind of the deal breaker for me. Although, you gotta admit, it was a funny picture.

    Winters last blog post..Cupcakes!

  22. Honeybabybee Says:
    August 25th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Mine is up!!! :blush:
    Honeybabybees last blog post..

  23. Hilly Says:
    August 25th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    Anything is fine as long as it’s done gently…gentle neck bites, skin bites, etcetera.

    Hillys last blog post..A Bigger Bite

  24. Gina Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    I have been known to bite in the throes of passion. I have had some bite me in the past and the key I find is to not do it -too- hard (listen to your partner!). :cool:
    Ginas last blog post..Five Simple Rules to Be My Friend

  25. Winter Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    Hilly - Gentle, teasing, tickly… teasing… LOL All good stuff!

    Gina - Always listen. That is it right there in a nutshell!

    Winters last blog post..Trippin’

  26. Poppy Says:
    August 28th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    I have a scar on my neck that is 18 years old.

    Poppy + biting = Happy Poppy

    Poppys last blog post..Just like the authentic Belgian chocolate

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