August 13th, 2008

Oh Mister Sandman, Bring Me A Dream…

I totally stole this idea from the very lovely and amusing Crys, who stole it from the equally awesome Steph. The idea is to list my top ten fantasy celebrity-ish dream dates.  I don’t sit around looking at Vanity Fair or worrying about celebrities much, so this actually took me two days to complete, heh.  However, I felt that with my Blogiversary coming up on Sunday coupled with my horrific mood as of late, this would be a fun way to let off some steam.  Also, can I just say that I’ve always known that I sort of have a “type” when it comes to men I am attracted to in the non-fantasy world but I thought my tastes in celebrities would be wayyyy more diverse than they actually are.  I mean seriously, is it just me or do at least half of these dudes have the exact same “look”?  Yeah, that’s what I thought too.  Anyway, let’s get to the getting, shall we?

HILLY’S TOP TEN FANTASY DATES/HUSBANDS/BOY TOYS

10.   Ewan McGregor (but only Moulin Rouge Ewan)
Great, he’s also Obi-Wan Kenobi.  I don’t care about that.  While I think Ewan is a fantastic actor in everything he does, the only time he makes my heart go pitter patter is when I watch him play the poet Christian on the big screen.  Also, I am breaking the rules right off the bat with a video of him because well…this song makes me swoony all over the place!

9. Jason Momoa
I don’t know crap-all about Jason Momoa in real life.   I know he plays Ronon Dex on Stargate Atlantis and I know that my thing for him is purely sexual.

8.  Ed Quinn
I have had a crush on Ed Quinn for a very long time, but there’s a reason for that.  Remember how I told you all that I was once engaged before when I was in my early 20’s?  Yeah well, Ed Quinn looks almost exactly like that guy so yanno…it may just be nostalgia.

7.   Paul Rudd
Who doesn’t love this funny funny guy?   I love the twinkle in his eye when he smiles.   He’s the kind of guy you have a short term, casual yet totally fun fling with.

6. Michael Bublé
He can fly me to the moon any old time he wants to, uh huhhhh. It’s one thing to be devilishly handsome in a traditional sort of way, but add his wonderful singing to the mix? I’m a little verkempt. I may need some smelling salts and a mint julep.

5. Julian McMahon
I’ve had a crush on Julian for YEARS, ever since he played Cole on Charmed. I think part of his allure now is that his charcter on Nip/Tuck, Christian Troy, is such a freaking bad boy that uh, it kind of turns me on. Although from what I understand, he’s a pretty nice guy in real life.

4. Tim Daly
I’ve been in crush with Tim Daly ever since Wings. I love the fact that he is so real. Besides, he fulfills my codependent needs because I have to feel sorry for him every time he gets on a show that’s soon canceled. You know, it happens often too.

3. Jason Segel
Jason is not traditionally handsome…at all.  He’s very cute though. I am just so smitten with his personality. Don’t get me wrong, I am not saying that he is ugly by any means. You know, Jason is the one you marry or date forever and ever.

2. David Boreanaz
Someone once asked me if I like my David from the Buffy, Angel or Bones era. My answer? Yes.  Look, I don’t care which show you stick this man in, just stick him somewhere so that I can drool over his day and night.

1.  Ryan Reynolds
As if there was any other choice here. Not only is this man too fucking sexy for words, he’s also sarcastically witty and that turns me on more than almost anything else. Besides, look at him. Those eyes, that smile, that body…mmmm, Ryan.

Okay check check, men with spiky dark hair and a winning sense of humor seem to be my downfall, I’m afraid.  Yanno, in fantasy land, of course.

Humpday Hottitude Kisses,
Me

Posted in Random Schmandom, The Sexy | Comments (43)

43 Responses to “Oh Mister Sandman, Bring Me A Dream…”

  1. kat Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 10:42 am

    ryan reynolds has been turning me into a pile of goo for the last eighteen years. that’s a whole long time to be all gooey.

  2. diane Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 10:44 am

    I usually prefer the blond boys, but you would have to fight me to the ground to get to Paul Rudd. :twitch:
    I think I fall in love with him 3x over everytime I watch Clueless again. Le sigh!

  3. Atomic Bombshell Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 10:50 am

    I can agree with you on items 7 and 5.

  4. Lucy Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Ryan Reynolds is so hot it hurts to look at him. This is an excellent list Hilly! I might have to steal this idea for mah blog as well! :)

  5. adena Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    I am shocked and amazed at #1.

    No, really.

    :)
    adenas last blog post..Funniest Thing Ever!

  6. Dave2 Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 11:09 am

    GAH!! STOP STEALING MY MAN-CRUSH, RYAN REYNOLDS!!!

    Dave2s last blog post..Neverwas

  7. Hilly Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Kat - He was dreamy even before he got all buffed.

    Diane - Clueless is the ultimate when one crushes on Paul Rudd. He is so cute, especially at the end of the movie.

    Bombshell - Mmmm, Julian.

    Lucy - Back off Ryan slowly before I cut you. ;) (and yes, you should do it too!)

    Adena - I know, I know…it’s all so new to you.

    Dave - Ryan is in my living room right now, sipping my tea and wearing your tiara, bitch!

  8. Penelope Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    I will fight you to the death for Ewan and Julian - you can keep the rest though :halo:
    Penelopes last blog post..To date or not to date…that is the question.

  9. Miss Britt Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Wow - never was there stronger evidence that you have a definite “type” you’re into.

    Miss Britts last blog post..In Which I Discuss My Weight. And Use Real Numbers.

  10. Catherine Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Michael Buble reminds me of Matt Dillon in that pic. I totally heart Matt Dillon.

    Catherines last blog post..fantasticalness

  11. Jenn Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    Have you seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Jason Segel (whose name I never knew, I always call him Marshall) is naked in it. You get to see everything. Several times. I like David Boreanaz in Bones better than Buffy, and I never quite got Angel.

    I’m still stuck on my high school crush of Keanu Reeves, but I would probably pass him up for Josh Lucas. I love a guy with a southern accent. :pph:
    Jenns last blog post..Sent from your Blackberry or not, this is wrong

  12. Crys Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    oh no you dint just come in here and steal my man. i’ll give you one thing, though — i TOTALLY forgot about Julian! he is rad

    Cryss last blog post..Problem is

  13. Stephanie Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    Good Lord that Jason dude is fuckin’ hot!

    Gotta run…. ;)

    Peeee Esssss: I think you’re awesome too!

    Stephanies last blog post..I’m such a freak.

  14. Sarah Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    I totally love Paul Rudd too. And Ryan Reynolds, and David Boreanaz, but from Bones because I love the chemistry of him and ‘bones’ (I can never remember her actual name).

    You have a mighty good list here.

    Sarahs last blog post..Sleep

  15. Sharon Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    The (blonde) love of my life must be correct when he tells me that all women prefer men who are “tall, dark, & handsome.” This list is chock full of hot brunettes! Even though I don’t know who half these men are (I should watch more TV, I guess) these are some good calls. :)
    Sharons last blog post..Woohoo carrots!

  16. Fluffycat Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    I’m with you on Julian McMahon.. you should have put a topless pic of him on here though. :D
    Fluffycats last blog post..This Relaxing Is Tiring

  17. Hilly Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Penelope - How about I let you win Ewan in exchange for you leaving Julian the hell alone? :whistle:

    Britt - I know, right? I mean, seriously dude. I looked at my list when done and discovered I have no originality in the sexy department. Wait…

    Catherine - I am not a Matt Dillon fan (nor do I dislike him either) but that Buble makes my blood bubble!

    Jenn - I just saw that movie last night! That is totally what made me smitten with Jason Segel all over again. Um, no not his penis, although that was nice…just how cute he is. Ahem. :halo:

    Crys - It seems like we BOTH have to fight Dave for him. But I think Ryan’s not into dudes so it’s now just you and I in that jello wrestling match!

    Stephanie - Ha! That is what I think when I see him on TV every Friday night…mew chicka mew mew!

    Sarah - Thank you! I like him in Bones as well because ta-daaaa, there is that sarcasm factor. I think I have a sickness.

    Sharon - Too funny! In real life, I always go for the guys with the dark hair, dark eyes, goatees, blah blah blah. I’ve only once dated a blond.

    Fluffycat - I was trying to be somewhat un-smarmy about it all but yeah, maybe at least this one. :pph:

  18. Avitable Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    Did you see Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

    Avitables last blog post..Along came a spider

  19. Bec Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    Where oh where is David Tennant - you can’t have a list like this without His Yumminess?! Or have you decided to leave him all for me?!

    Becs last blog post..7.7

  20. libragirl Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    I saw David B. over the weekend in the airport here…he is HOT!!! in person.
    I totally agree with most everyone on your list….
    replace Ewen Mcgregor w/ Robbie Williams
    and Jason Momoa w/ NPH, and it’s perfect.

    I can’t believe you like Michael Buble, no one ever likes him. :clap:
    libragirls last blog post..Look what my mom bought me and other stuff

  21. Sybil Law Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    My type is also guys with dark hair - and your list is certainly salivable. Is that a word? Oh well - it is now!

    Sybil Laws last blog post..Give It Away Now

  22. kim Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    Laurence Fishburne, Kevin Spacey and I’m a little obsessed with Steve Buscemi’s mouth.

    I like older guys… guys that I never liked before are getting sexier as they get older.

  23. Lisa Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    Is it bad that I’m just all googley-eyed over Dude? He’s the only one I truly want. :wub:

  24. The Baroness Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    @Kim: My friends and mother always make fun of me for thinking Steve Buscemi is hot, but he is. Kevin Spacey is cute too!

    Other unusual choices of mine include Phillip Seymour Hoffman, the guy from the freecreditreport.com commercials, and Kieffer Sutherland. I obviously don’t have an actual type.

    The Baronesss last blog post..An open letter to MTV about their remake of Rocky Horror

  25. Dagny Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    I’ve loved Julian McMahon since “Profiler.” That’s right. I saw him first so back off beyotch. :p
    And now that I have had the chance to read others comments, I must admit that there is something sexy about Kevin Spacey as well.
    Dagnys last blog post..The person I wish I was

  26. UnkeyMonkey Michael Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 3:41 am

    :crazy: Ummmmm, wow. I have to say… girls have weird taste in men! Don’t get me wrong, i am in complete agreement about 3 of these guys, (Ewen, Jason, and Paul,) ok, i would do Ryan too, but the rest of these guys are fugly in my book! My list would be very very different, but i would definitely have Ewen McGregor on my list. Yes, i think he is a huge reason why that is my fav movie! (And, he’s pretty huge too. I’ve seen him naked.)Mmm! :wub:
    UnkeyMonkey Michaels last blog post..The Art Of Shawn Barber, featured on LA Ink

  27. Crys Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 5:19 am

    I EAT JELLO FOR BREAKFAST

    Cryss last blog post..Non Style

  28. Poppy Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 7:05 am

    Ryan Reynolds with invisible tape over his mouth = yummy.

    Poppys last blog post..no tengo preguntas, just answers

  29. hello haha narf Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 8:45 am

    oh my dog, now i can’t think straight.
    :twitch:

    sigh.
    so many men, so little time.

    hello haha narfs last blog post..HNT - My 16th Half Nekkid Thursday Is Another Guest

  30. Employee No. 3699 Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Loved Ewan in Moulin Rouge! Loved that movie period. The guys on your list are hot, but not my type. I’d love me some Matt Damon though.

    Employee No. 3699s last blog post..Cuppy Cakes with Sprinkles…

  31. turnbaby Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Britter stole my comment–except for Ewan they could be clones.

    turnbabys last blog post..Half Nekkid Thursday Edition No. 21

  32. The Soda Stand » Blog Archive » A girl can dream, right? Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    [...] totally am stealing this from Hilly, because I like the concept. Oh, and there is nothing wrong with a little eye candy, [...]

  33. sodapop Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    I totally stole this idea. I love David Boreanaz. YUM.

    Julian McMahon is so hot it is painful.

    Ryan Reynolds didn’t do anything for me until I saw him buffed out in Blade Trinity. I’m totally hooked for life now.

    Most of my picks are sports stars. LOL

    sodapops last blog post..A girl can dream, right?

  34. K8spade Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    You totally had me at Julian McMahon. Wait, I mean David Boreanaz. Shit. I guess the only way to settle the question of who’s hotter is a wrestling match. A NAKED wrestling match. Mmmm….naked wrestling match.

    K8spades last blog post..Help Wanted

  35. Crys Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    i just watched that ewan video. normally i bypass because he’s not my type necessarily, but rawr! i get it

    Cryss last blog post..Non Style

  36. jane Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    I don’t even know who most of these men are. I love Michael Buble though. So much so that I’d donate my uterus to bear future little Bubles… or something like that. tiny bubbles?

    janes last blog post..1 reason why I’m anonymous

  37. Lady Jaye Says:
    August 15th, 2008 at 6:40 am

    Lots of yummy goodness here. I’m totally stealing this from you. :D
    Lady Jayes last blog post..Moonlight Sonata - Beethoven

  38. Winter Says:
    August 17th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    I don’t know that I could limit myself to 10. I think I have a crush on about 20 guys. LOL Well, maybe I could narrow it down. Good choices. They are all hotties. They don’t spin my wheels, but look at it this way, if were out on the prowl together, we would never step on each other’s toes!

    Winters last blog post..Manga Sunday

  39. SJ Says:
    August 17th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    At least half these guys would be on my Top 20. But not numbers 10, 3 and 1, none of whom appeal to me at all. And I’m pretty sure my Top 10 would mostly be blondes, for which I have a well-documented weakness.

    I might attempt this idea myself.

  40. Selma Says:
    August 18th, 2008 at 5:58 am

    I have a crush now on James McAvoy (although I’ve read he’s only 5ft 7 which is a bit short for me, but those eyes….COR). Great list. I loved David Boreanaz in Buffy. He can bite my jugular any time he wants!

    Selmas last blog post..Time It Was

  41. martymankins Says:
    August 18th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    I must be a straight male since I only know who two of those guys are.

    Oh wait, was this a female only comment post? Sorry… :halo:
    martymankinss last blog post..Scooter Sunday #18

  42. Justin Scott Says:
    August 19th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    :wub: :wub: That first one, from Moulin Rouge… that hits me right in the chest. It was the foundation of my first beautifully failed relationship as my boyfriend left me for another man.

    It killed me to hear the song that had be ours for so long, the scene held true for me through it all; all I needed was his love. It was my oxygen it was my everything and then it was gone.

    It took nearly three years for me to find love again and yet I still find that song near and dear to my heart. It still moves me, that scene and all the rest between the two characters.

    …

    In other news, Michael Buble’s voice gets me wet and Ryan Reynolds personality and body finish the job.

    BTW, this is the third time I’ve tried to post a comment. If this one doesn’t work… you won’t see this… but I will probably go insane.

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