August 30th, 2008

You Know That Thing About Clean Underpants?

This post mayyyy veer a little more into the TMI realm than you are used to seeing here but yanno, whatever…it’s Saturday.  Besides, this really is about trying to interpret what the hell is going on in my head and/or determining if I’ve fucking lost it.

So I keep having this recurring dream, almost every damned night.

Someone that I find attractive with either show up at my door. show up at my hotel room, have me over to  his house, or any other scenario in which it’s time for the sweet, gentle sexing.  As soon as we start kissing then things get hot and heavy (as they always do), I realize that…*gasp*…I haven’t erm, made sure that Princess HoopieDoo is looking her best.   That’s right, my sweet sweet pussy is um, unkempt.  Yanno, only in my dreams, thank you very much.

What the hell?

Look, I could see this being about me needing to take care of myself better if my SSP wasn’t always in perfectly shaved condition, because hi…it always is.  I’m like an adult version of girl scout that way.  Yanno, Semper Paratus and all that shit.  Soooo then, what the hayck could this annoyingly recurring dream be about?  Obviously, I am not prepared?  In my dream, I always feel like I miss out on the good stuff because of that one issue.  I make up excuses not to have sweet loving with this guy rather than tell the truth or ask to be excused in order to “freshen up”.

There’s got to be a reason that I dream this.  Then again, maybe it’s just so I will obsess over the shavage like I do about everything else.

Love My Venus Razor Kisses,
Me

Posted in In Dreams, Silly Hilly, TMI | Comments (22)

22 Responses to “You Know That Thing About Clean Underpants?”

  1. delmer Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    My weird sex-dream problem is that as the cuddling starts to progress I realize it’s a dream and wake up.

    (Also, if I’m with someone I know and she and I start to cuddle, she turns into a person I don’t know. I think I do this out of respect to women I’ve met.)

    delmers last blog post..Love Your IT People

  2. Finn Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    Maybe not “not prepared,” but “not ready.” Not ready to be with that guy. Not in the state you want to be in when you are with that guy. Know what I mean?

    Finns last blog post..Reader’s Choice: Bad Moon

  3. TSM Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    My thoughts? You are too busy taking care of everything to stop and enjoy the good times you deserve! So quit worrying about your SSP and enjoy life, dammit!

    Also? I have a recurring dream, too. I’m in some sort of sexual situation-alone, with someone, whatever. Just as I am “almost there”, I am interrupted. Always. What the hell does THAT mean?

    TSMs last blog post..Talk To Me When You Hit 35…

  4. Bec Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Your dreams are so very… Nope, thought I had a word for them but no.

    (And yes, the Venus Razor was sent to save us all)

    Becs last blog post..Birthdays and All That.

  5. SJ Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    Maybe the point of the dream is to STOP feeling like you have to be “perfect” to be loved?

    Maybe Dream Hilly needs to say, “Oh, screw the unshaven pussy! No, really, SCREW THE UNSHAVEN PUSSY!!! RIGHT NOW!!!”

    Just a thought.

    SJ’s last blog post …In praise of memes

  6. Karen Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    Well, that is sorta something I do in reality. If I am going out and I know I am going to see someone and be tempted to be naughty, I intentionally do not shave my legs. That way I know my pants will remain firmly in place.

    Why you would be dreaming about it, I am not sure.

    Karens last blog post..Randomness - Current Pet Peeve Addition

  7. Nat Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    I love SJ’s answer. Too freaking funny.

    My excuse is usually that I have my period… I think it’s a sign that you feel bad about doing whatever it is you’re doing… dunno. That or my mind really doesn’t want me to get it on with the dream man.

    Nats last blog post..Butt butt butt

  8. Foo Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Can’t say as I’ve had any nasty jungle gash dreams…hmmm…I think the not prepared thing is a good call. Not prepared for what? no clue…perhaps it has nothing to do with the sexorz.

  9. *pixie* Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    This is the kind of stuff I could never put up on my blog. You know, because it would embarrass my Mom. She does not need to know the grooming routine for MY SSP.

  10. John Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    Sounds like we’re both on the list of thebad Dream Fairy (if you recall my post over at 2HT a few weeks ago). Every once in a while she throws me a bone (pun intended), but not very often. : )

    Johns last blog post..We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Program…

  11. kim Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    I’m officially adopting the name Princess HoopieDoo. I was going to suggest there might be other reasons for not being ready quite yet, besides the unkempt SSP, but I am going to vote with SJ also:

    “Oh, screw the unshaven pussy! No, really, SCREW THE UNSHAVEN PUSSY!!! RIGHT NOW!!!”

  12. Southern Sweetheart Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    Princess HoopieDoo! That is a riot. I’ve missed you! *waves* Hi!!!

  13. Poppy Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    Change your dreams to be just you (soloing) and you’ll get the release/satisfaction you’re looking for. :ninja:
    Poppys last blog post..An AHA moment

  14. DutchBitch Says:
    August 30th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    I am guessing it “just” means that you are starting a new phase in your life that can be pretty daunting at times. I mean, dating’s been a while, no?

    But anyway, I am sure you and your pussy will be fine! :twitch:
    DutchBitchs last blog post..Open Letter to Summer

  15. adena Says:
    August 31st, 2008 at 7:32 am

    SJ’s answer is hysterical!

    And, I concur!

    adenas last blog post..Adena, A Retrospective…

  16. Avitable Says:
    August 31st, 2008 at 9:00 am

    You know, guys aren’t going to care nearly as much as you think they will!

    Avitables last blog post..Derek Jeter Body Wash

  17. Sybil Law Says:
    August 31st, 2008 at 9:22 am

    I think it does mean you aren’t ready.
    Still - frustrating!!!

    Sybil Laws last blog post..School Daze

  18. PAPA Says:
    August 31st, 2008 at 9:23 am

    I’m with Avitable. Janky bush has never stopped me. Usually “I’m” the one apologizing…for doing some really stupid. Or there’s drinks involved and we just gloss over the finer points.

  19. Stacey Says:
    August 31st, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    Maybe your dream means Bush keeps fucking everything up.

  20. suze Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    Perhaps SJ is right - this is your subconscious way of telling yourself that you don’t have to be perfect for sex.

    But I admire your dedication IRL to your grooming…

    suzes last blog post..that was when i ruled the world…

  21. MB Says:
    September 2nd, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    Hmmm … maybe it means you aren’t ready to show your snackie goods to someone new. ??? I’m sure if you ask a guy they will tell you they don’t care what is going on down there or how long it has been since you shaved your legs or waxed, if they are getting any it is good.

    MBs last blog post..Summer …. What Summer?

  22. Winter Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    Prolly more about you thinking you’re not good enough for him than that you’re unprepared. But they say all our neurosis come out in our sleep so they don’t have to come out in the daylight. Then again, I’m old and I listen to Emo music. What do I know?

    Winters last blog post..Menage a Meh

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