September 4th, 2008

Half Naked Hilly?

I’ve never done a Half Naked Thursday.  In fact, this will probably be the ONLY one that I will ever do.  For various reasons, I am posting this picture that Unkey Monkey took of me while I was at his and Jester’s house.

1.)  Part of learning to love my body for what it is and not what I want it to be, means posting pictures that are accurate and not always cropped to shit.  This means arm fat, or whatever other kind of chubba lubba is shown here.

2.)  I need fun and frivolity.  I want to feel very much like the Hilly in this picture.  She looks a bit mischievous, like she’s sitting on top of her emotional world.  Right now, I’m in a sea of confusion about something and my face is all in scrunched up mode.  This face in the picture is much better.

3.)  Why the hell not.  I always complain about what other people do then end up doing it too.  So I am a hypocrite.  At least *I can admit it.

4.) Really…my boobs.  Why not be Whorey McBloggyslut just for one day?  I don’t care what you say!

Chesty LaRue Kisses,
Me

50 Responses to “Half Naked Hilly?”

  1. John Says:

    You’re yummy, Chesty LaRue. ; )

    Johns last blog post..Sam

  2. Chris Says:

    Damn girl you look good enough to eat. :pph:
    Chriss last blog post..13 things I hate about Seattle

  3. Avitable Says:

    Ya know, I’m so sick of all these bloggers being all whorish and blogslutty all the time!

    :twitch:

    Great photo!

    Avitables last blog post..Words can be fun, you ignoranus.

  4. *pixie* Says:

    You are awesome. And, you look extra ornery in this picture. Loving it!

  5. Tracy Says:

    You go, girl. I know what you’re saying about the cropped-to shit pictures - I do it all the time! I can’t do this, though…none of my bras are that cute!

    BTW, I have been inspired to pick up the new South Beach diet book and give it a look. I know for a fact that I need a sugar detox.

    Tracys last blog post..What…Don’t They Make Mint Jello?

  6. TSM Says:

    Darlin, you ARE the original Whorey McBloggyslut!! Wait…did that come out right?

    Can’t WAIT for your visit to Portland! Us BBW are gonna ROCK the CITAYYYY!!

    TSMs last blog post..Meet Mah Betch.

  7. Gooster Says:

    :clap: You go girl! God gave you a gift, now work it! :rock

    Goosters last blog post..Dear Downtown San Diego,

  8. hello haha narf Says:

    oh my dog, you joined the ranks!!!!
    ok, ok. just once. i’m cool with that.

    hilly, you truly are an inspiration as to how to put it all out there. every day your words share so much of you, and today you share more. just, wow.

    now get over here and lick mah bobbie!

    hello haha narfs last blog post..HNT - My 19th Half Nekkid Thursday

  9. Amanda!! Says:

    Sexy!

    Amanda!!s last blog post..Walking Contradiction

  10. Amanda Says:

    whoops I didn’t mean to put the exclamation points behind my name. I guess I was too excited about your cleavage

    Amandas last blog post..Walking Contradiction

  11. whall Says:

    I think you have a typo in your post title. It should read “Half Naked Hillies”

    whalls last blog post..YES we can!

  12. *pixie* Says:

    Or just half-naked hills. ;)
    *pixie*s last blog post..new music wanted—help!

  13. Crys Says:

    bosoms! i see beautiful bosoms!

    Cryss last blog post..Men: Change Who You Are

  14. foo Says:

    Boobage! Exciting boys and girls all over the interwebs! Sweeeet!

    foos last blog post..Reader Requests…

  15. Ginger Says:

    Gorgeous, dah-ling! :clap:
    Gingers last blog post..Jerry Reed’s Heavenbound Now

  16. Mattie Says:

    Guts.

    Bravo.

    Matties last blog post..Part II: This Is NOT a Political Statement

  17. libragirl Says:

    you are beautiful.

  18. Nat Says:

    Holy crap you have big boobs!

    I love this photos… it fits my mental image of Hilly.

    Nats last blog post..Not so little any more…

  19. Dave2 Says:

    I endorse Whorey McBloggyslut for Vice President!

    Dave2s last blog post..Reach

  20. Fluffycat Says:

    I would love to come up with a good lolcat caption for this. “Noe chzburger, butz we gots boobz.” Eh, not really funny, but it’s a great photo and you look cute as usual.

    Fluffycats last blog post..Busy Like A Worker Bee

  21. Atomic Bombshell Says:

    I’m sorry to hear you’re not in the fun mood we see in that picture.

  22. Sharon Says:

    Good for you!

    Hope your current mood improves. . . :)
    Sharons last blog post..Relaxed

  23. sage Says:

    :clap:
    Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo
    Awesome boobage!!!!
    I’d go with
    Beautiful Bountiful Boobage Blogger babe!
    Awesome Boobage!!!!

    HHNT!!

  24. Karen Says:

    Those babies are quite a handful. (OMG, I am so freaking funny. Seriously!)

    Karens last blog post..A Class Goes A Long Way

  25. SwanShadow Says:

    Aaaaaawwwwwww yeah! Now THAT’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout!

    And I’m not even a boobs guy, especially.

  26. Bec Says:

    You have absolutely magnificent boobs! Damn woman! :clap:
    Becs last blog post..Cut

  27. Sybil Law Says:

    Niiiice!
    I love that picture!
    Hot Hilly. Period.
    :clap:
    Sybil Laws last blog post..Half Naked Thursday

  28. kat Says:

    i love this!

  29. suze Says:

    Wow - those are some awesome boobies. You are gorgeous my friend.

    suzes last blog post..it’s like my heart can’t be tamed, i fall in love every day…

  30. Gina Says:

    Very sexy!

    Why is it that we are so far from each other? We could be crying together. :(

    And doing a “Half-Naked Thursday” together! How hot would that be?! :wub:

  31. Sarah Says:

    I’ve already tweeted this but I’ll say it again: I love it Hilly!

    Have I told you that I totally :pph: you today? Because yanno I do!

    Sarahs last blog post..HNT 3

  32. Mariposa Says:

    Love your asset!!!

    HappyHNT!

    My HNT!

    Mariposas last blog post..Wet September

  33. Iron Fist Says:

    Hooray for boobies!

  34. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    Your boobs are FAB. Also, I’m an asshole. I switched to Google Reader and missed a shitton of your posts - so I’m catching up now but b/c of dial up, I can’t really comment often - but I’m here and I love you!!! xoxoxo

    Karen Sugarpantss last blog post..As If They’ll Care

  35. B.E. Earl Says:

    Nice knockers! :jinkies:
    B.E. Earls last blog post..The Elephant in the Room

  36. Poppy Says:

    Damn you, Hilly. Here I was, all annoyed that it was Thursday AGAIN and that so many blogs I read turn their blog into an HNT day rather than putting it somewhere else (don’t ask me why I get so prudish about this one thing when I am not a prude about anything else, I’m weird like that) and now YOU have posted a picture for HNT and completely negated my annoyance.

    Beautiful, sassy, fun, exciting, and leaves me wondering who took the photo. (Don’t answer that, it doesn’t matter if you took it or someone else did, it’s the mystery part that makes it thrilling.)

    Poppys last blog post..I am pretty sure Britt would have enjoyed tagging along today

  37. Stephanie Says:

    Bewbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rock

    Stephanies last blog post..I’m busy LOL’ing.

  38. Maeve Says:

    We just have to love the girls!
    HHNT!

  39. Miss Britt Says:

    I think the gays make you happy.

    You should go see the gays more.

    :pph:
    Miss Britts last blog post..Nicotine Killed the Blogger

  40. Winter Says:

    This is one of my fave pics of you because you look like you are having soooooo much fun! Okay, the boobs are fab too!

    Winters last blog post..Menage a Meh

  41. SJ Says:

    I’m thrilled that you did this!!! Why? Because this is my all-time favorite picture of you. It captures every nuance of your appeal - sensuality, confidence, drollness, snark, and just flat-out beauty. THIS picture is why I nominated you for the Hot Bloggers calendar, because THIS PICTURE belongs on the cover. Seriously, you are the QUEEN of Hot Bloggers.

    Okay, the boobs too. Everybody who wishes those were your *own* hands, say AYE. :jinkies:

  42. *pixie* Says:

    I read part of SJ’s comment as Droolness! Hahaha! Me thinks it still applies.

    *pixie*s last blog post..growing up—17 months

  43. JAM Says:

    beautiful picture of your ladies. :clap: sage sent me

  44. Patty Says:

    I have got ample boobs too! But, unfortunatly I secretly always wanted smaller ones….guess I still haven’t come to terms w/ them.
    Way to go to post the pic of you in all your glory….looks like you are having fun.

    Pattys last blog post..computer meltdown

  45. Selma Says:

    Decolletage to die for.

    Selmas last blog post..Trees In The Family

  46. othurme Says:

    I think I see some pomegranate margarita in there.

    othurmes last blog post..Let’s see… what’s going on?

  47. katie schwartz Says:

    You’re a hot tomato, bubbie. Stun-ning!

    Great bra. Where did you get it, spill?

    katie schwartzs last blog post..Last Day to Vote on TravelingManRick’s Essay!

  48. Tech-Babe Says:

    This is fabulous!!! You got balls woman, or boobs, rather!!! :clap:
    Tech-Babes last blog post..Morning Sex

  49. martymankins Says:

    Uh… nice rack, Hilly… Can I bookmark this post for future enjoyment? :clap:
    martymankinss last blog post..Scooter Monday #21

  50. g-man Says:

    Yea for HNT. Good for you. I need to do the same thing, like my bod for what it is. Sure I’d like it to be thinner, but for now it is not, and I’m ok with that. mostly.

    I think that you look just like Hilly! Hilly holding up her boobs :) Here is to our own fuckedupedness.

    g-mans last blog post..WWC +

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