September 14th, 2008
Usually I have some huge story that precedes the weekly Snackie Sunday question, right? Yeah…not so much this week. The thing is that this question came to me as I was trying very hard to keep a pleasant mood all day Saturday while doing some work stuff. To say I’ve been the poster child for PMS these last couple of days would be putting it *mildly*, truth be told. Knowing that, I tried hard to stay level headed and not let the beastie within come out to play. In order to do so, I kept singing “Whistle While You Work”.
Which brings me to…

IF YOU WERE ONE OF THE SEVEN DWARFS, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE?
(Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, or Doc)
Before I give my answer, I just want to say that clearly I am Snow White. I mean…duh! I’d be the dumb ass girl in the forest, wanting to believe that people are kind and altruistic therefore taking some fugly ass bitch’s apple with no second thought. I mean, yanno…plus there’s the whole “shacking up with seven dudes” thing. Honestly, this has nothing to do with being the fairest of them all because let’s face it…I’d look at the mirror and say, “Wow Mirror, you are so full of shit today, aren’t you? What do you want?”. However, for the sake of playing fair, I would have to say that my dwarfy equal is Doc. I mean, just look at the description I kyped from the Disney Vault:
If the Seven Dwarfs have a leader, it has to be Doc (though he’s far too good-natured to ever make it official). When there’s an important decision to be made, Doc is usually the one to make it. Doc’s mind often works faster than his mouth when he’s excited, but his judgment’s always sound. Doc takes it upon himself to convince his fellows that the hardships they must endure in allowing Snow White to stay are worth it — even that strange custom of washing up. And only he knows how to get that “old warthog” Grumpy into the wash trough. Sometimes Doc himself doesn’t know how wise he is. As the dwarfs leave for the mine after Snow White arrives, he warns Snow White, “Now don’t forget, my dear, the old Queen’s a sly one, full of witchcraft. So beware of strangers.”
Seriously! That’s me! He’s not just a smart one…he’s cunning in his own way. I like that about Doc. Yep, if I can’t be Snow White then he’s my guy. But what about you? Which one would be be or which do you identify with most? If you need help remembering what each dwarf is about, The Disney Vault has some great descriptions!
Wake Me Up Now Kisses,
Me










September 14th, 2008 at 12:21 am
OK. So I clicked on over to the Vault even though ole Walt scares the bejeezus out of me. I mean the man was kind of racist and misogynistic. Then again perhaps at the time that he joined the John Birch Society, these were desirable attributes.
Enough of that though. I am probably a mixture of Dopey and Doc.
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September 14th, 2008 at 12:50 am
I’m Sleepy, only because it’s almost 1:00 a.m. I’ve been drinking Vodka all night. Oh, I got laid, so I guess I’m Happy too…
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September 14th, 2008 at 1:06 am
Dopie…definitely Dopey. A little wasted on Grey Goose Cosmos. Look at that. I’m not even consistent with my spelling of Dopeiy.
Tech-Babes last blog post..Love thy Neighbor
September 14th, 2008 at 5:58 am
Grumpy. All the way. It’s been a tough week.
Selmas last blog post..42 Things About Me
September 14th, 2008 at 6:43 am
I’m the eighth dwarf. Sarcastic Horny Pervert. That’s his real name.
September 14th, 2008 at 7:33 am
Dangit! Adam took my reply!! I had it all figured out how I, a not so tall man, was actually considered for the movie.
See, those characters were all based on real short dudes. But in the end Walt said they couldn’t use a dwarf named Horny, because every time the writers tried to seal Snow White up in that glass case, the animators kept sticking me in there with her.
So in the end a small group of us, Itchy, Blinky, Drooly and Horny were rejected and walked away in search of a bar full of women and alcohol. The next day you might have read about the four guys who got their asses kicked in a Lesbian bar. It was a bad week back then, I hope your week gets better.
September 14th, 2008 at 8:21 am
If Adam is the eighth dwarf, then I guess I’m the ninth, Hinky. A little too weird around the edges to make it into the movie, and far more complex than the others.
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September 14th, 2008 at 8:31 am
I think lately I’ve been a combination of all of them.
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September 14th, 2008 at 8:33 am
I would be Cougar, the washed-out dwarf who still thinks she has it.
kiridas last blog post..on babies and bebes
September 14th, 2008 at 9:48 am
mine is up!!! HAPPY SS! :rock
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September 14th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I’d be Happy, because sober or drunk, I’m almost always happy.
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September 14th, 2008 at 11:07 am
can i be a combination of happy and dopey? or let us just add another dwarf, sleezy and let me be that one.
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September 14th, 2008 at 11:08 am
p.s. i love that you are snow white. hehe
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September 14th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Dopey…duh.
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September 14th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
I’m most like Bashful. I blush a lot, especially when I like a guy. It’s pretty hilarious to watch.
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September 14th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Do I have to pick just one?
REMEMBER YOUR FIRST RIDE TOGETHER, at THE MANE POINT
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September 14th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
How about Stressy?
That might be me…
xo
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September 14th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I direct you to this little gem:
http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/1003644/which-one-of-the-seven-dwarfs-are-you
September 14th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I’d be Sleepy or Bashful. Or Dopey. And YOU, Snow White, still owe me a pudding for last week’s Snackie MONDAY. ; )
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September 14th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I am SLEEPY! Because I can’t sleep well now. When I’m having drugs during labor I will be DOPEY!
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September 14th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Is it a cop-out to say I’m an amalgamation of all of them depending on the day of the week?
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September 14th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Oh I’m Grumpy. Most of the time. I’m nice in blogland (for the most part) but I’m always bitching about something. I actually LIKE being nasty and sarcastic.

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September 14th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
I’m the fugly ass bitch giving away apples. They were those red ones that aren’t crunchy when you bite into them. You know, where the flesh is kinda mushy. I hate that. Give me a nice crisp Fuji any day.
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September 15th, 2008 at 7:49 am
I can make a case for each one. I’m multiple personality dwarf, “Crazy”.
Dwarf kisses, “Gee your hair smells terrific Snow.”
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September 15th, 2008 at 10:47 am
I have to agree with you on Doc. That is one cool dwarf.
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September 15th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Can I be Snow White, too? Those dwarves creep me out.
September 15th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
i asked a friend what they thought of this and they told me i was little red riding hood who wanted to be eaten just like the book said.
my friends are fuckers.
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September 15th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I was GOING to say Happy, but after I read the descriptions, I think I would say Bashful more describes me. Not in the traditional way I think of someone who is bashful, but in the way they wrote the description it is the most accurate for me I think.
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September 15th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I always wished they had a dwarf named snatch. Kidding, princess.
I will think about which dwarf I would be…
Non-sequitur: I was PMS’ng really hard, too last week. Menses commenced today. Are we on the same cycle?
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September 21st, 2008 at 6:59 am
I actually played Sneezy in our community theater during high school! But… I’d like to think I am Happy. HA!
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