October 2nd, 2008

I Bet You Think This Song Is About You…

It’s that time of year again…or rather, this time it’s been almost 18 freaking months since I’ve started growing out my hair. Her’s the thing…my hair does not do well with a lot of length no matter how much I take care of it. As you can see from Exhibit A (aka “hot mess”), my hair just looks all crazy. Granted, that is the absolute worst picture of me that I could find but yanno. Seriously though, I took that picture in August, so my hair is a little longer and a lot more “meh”. What the hell does that have to do with you? We’re playing the vanity game here at Snackie’s World because I’m off to get a new “do” on Saturday!

Please cast your vote for the hairstyle you like best. I realize that they are all pretty much the same-ish but uh, little details matter. Longer, shorter, more layers, less layers. Ah yes, five minutes after watching a Vice Presidential Debate and all I can talk about is my hair! Pffft, whatever!  Also, if you want to see what my face looks like when I am way less tardy, go check out my Flickr (but really, they are almost all tardy).

I thank you so so so very much for your input! You are rockin’ like Dokken! Yeah, I did just say that…*hangs head in shame*.

Sitting Here With A Placenta Mask On My Hair Kisses.
Me

47 Responses to “I Bet You Think This Song Is About You…”

  1. katie schwartz Says:

    You are not a hot mess. Hot, YES. Mess, NO.

    Love sassafrass. I think it would be a luscious do on you.

    katie schwartzs last blog post..And The Winner of the September McCunt Essay Contest Is

  2. Dagny Says:

    Yeah, they are all similar but the one on the top right is the shizzle. (If you can say, “Rockin’ like Dokken,” I can say, “Shizzle.”) The other two seem kind of meh versions of the one I like. The one I like? Smokin’ hot. Because shouldn’t your hair reflect your inner self?

    Dagnys last blog post..Two out of three

  3. Amanda Says:

    A. I think your hair looks cute
    B. Sassafrass

  4. Ginger Says:

    oooh, I vote for sassafrass

    Gingers last blog post..Attention Politicians and Public Speakers of all Kinds:

  5. geeky tai-tai Says:

    I think that’s a fun pic of you! I vote for sassafrass

  6. Amber Says:

    Gah, Hilly!

    Even on your “worst” day, I still think you are absolutely B-E-A-Utiful!

    I vote “Sassafrass.”

    And yes, I totally thought that before reading your comments.

    Second vote: Patootie

    Can’t wait to see the “after” photos!

    Ambers last blog post..Yes, I’m Really Writing About… Why, That’s Right! Nothing At All!

  7. Laci Says:

    Sassafrass. Totally.

  8. floating princess Says:

    Totally Sassafrass!

    floating princesss last blog post..Water Torture

  9. S Says:

    I vote for Sassafrass. (And man, I like to say that word! :) )

  10. Chris Says:

    Sassafrass all the way baybeeeeeeee

    Chriss last blog post..Blue, it’s a beautiful thing!

  11. Blondefabulous Says:

    Sassafrass.

    Blondefabulouss last blog post..Fall

  12. Lilseed Says:

    Hi Hilly! I have been following your blog for a couple weeks now and really like it :)

    I like your hair. I had a similar ‘do and then got it cut short. I was nervous, but ended up loving it! I am going to vote with everyone else that Sassafrass is the way to go - might have to take that one into MY stylist next time I get a cut!

    Lilseeds last blog post..Ack - Day behind on my Monday Meme!

  13. Melanie Says:

    I totally vote for Sassafrass. That is a great hairstyle, and if my husband and kids weren’t guaranteed to don sackcloth and ashes if I cut my hair that short, I’d take it to a stylist for me, as well.

    Melanies last blog post..Rainy Day Woman

  14. Lisa Says:

    I totally vote for the sassafras. I think it will work great with your natural wave.

  15. Avitable Says:

    Sexasaurus. And as the only straight man to vote on this, my vote counts 100 times more than everyone else’s.

    Avitables last blog post..Ghost Hunters

  16. suze Says:

    I’m thinking Sassafrass. Infact, I’m considering Sassafrass for myself. But we live far enough apart that it won’t matter :P

  17. Jules Says:

    Totally love sassafras!

    Juless last blog post..I am done

  18. NYCWD Says:

    This is a tough choice… tougher even then what should I have for lunch or who I want to fuck up the country for the next 4 years.

    After careful consideration and polling amongst the 8:00am crews in the garage, I’m voting for sexasaurus.

    So say we all.

    (17 votes btw)

    NYCWDs last blog post..Morality vs. Duty

  19. radioactive tori Says:

    You look hot in your picture but if you insist on a a change, sassafrass is my favorite for sure. In fact, I have been trying to grow my hair out (again) and it is taking way too long so I may just steal your idea and get MY hair cut like that one. We could have matching haircuts….wouldn’t that be adorable (kidding!) I even like the color of sassafrass so I may just print this out and tell my girl to make me look like that.

    radioactive toris last blog post..You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do So You Can Do What You Gotta Do

  20. radioactive tori Says:

    I just read the comments and saw that most of the women are voting for sassafrass, while the men are voting for sexasaurus. Interesting.

    radioactive toris last blog post..You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do So You Can Do What You Gotta Do

  21. jenny Says:

    SASSAFRASS! SASSAFRASS! :rock

    jennys last blog post..What did you do yesterday?

  22. John Says:

    All. About. HOT. MESS. : )

    Johns last blog post..A River Runs Through It

  23. Lisa Says:

    Sassafrass it is!

    Lisas last blog post..yeah, it’s been awhile!

  24. Poppy Says:

    Sassafrass.

    And when you said tardy I thought you meant late. sigh.

    Poppys last blog post..Haaaaaaaaaaaaaappy anni-ver-sary!

  25. sue Says:

    Why do we women do this to ourselves?? I’m growing mine out a bit more now, too. If I can keep away from the scissors. :twitch:

    I’m with the majority. Sassafrass it is. Oh, and you don’t look bad at all you silly thing. You’re adorable.

    sues last blog post..Drama

  26. Jenn Says:

    I really like them all, but sassafrass in particular.

  27. diane Says:

    Okay, I’m going to buck the gender lines and vote for Sexasaurus. And that was my choice before I read the comments too, so there. :p

  28. Fluffycat Says:

    Sassafrass. Definitely.

    Fluffycats last blog post..Saving Money

  29. Sybil Law Says:

    Wow.
    I am so unoriginal.
    I was going to say sassafrass, but I also think that patootie is the easiest to maintain. Sexasaurus is good, but probably requires the most upkeep.

    Sybil Laws last blog post..Thursday Ramblings

  30. Nilsa Says:

    My vote: easily Sassafrass. Not only do I like the haircut for you, but I think the name is becoming of you, too!

    Nilsas last blog post..Random

  31. Dave2 Says:

    I’ll take all three please. But something about Sassafrass says “Hilly” to me…

    Dave2s last blog post..Crimpin

  32. Nat Says:

    All of these make me wish my hair was straighter. Think white girl with an afro. :)

    (I kind of like patootie… then you can grow it out to sassafrass….)

    Nats last blog post..Rattles and wind-up toys

  33. Stephanie Says:

    Sassafrass.

    Although i do like Sexasaurus.

    Or maybe I just like sex.

    Meh. Either way. :booze:
    Stephanies last blog post..The Post I SWORE I’d NEVER Write.

  34. DutchBitch Says:

    DEFINETELY the sexasaurus!

    DutchBitchs last blog post..Tiroler Krautfleisch

  35. Crys Says:

    sassafrass

    Cryss last blog post..Lord.

  36. Atomic Bombshell Says:

    SASSAFRASS for your SASSY ASS!

    Atomic Bombshells last blog post..Smile Makers

  37. Whit Says:

    Does that say placenta?

    Whits last blog post..Drunkside Chats with Anthony

  38. SJ Says:

    Before reading comments: Sexasaurus.
    After reading comments: Sexasaurus.

    Sassafrass is the same haircut I see all over the place. It’s basically the female Cris Angel. I like the way Sexasaurus is edgy, but retains some length.

    SJs last blog post..Hitting the Big 3-0

  39. metalmom Says:

    I like sexasaurus.

    I would also like you to NEVER say “Rockin’ like Dokken” again. :rock

    Seriously.

    Please.

    kthnxbai

    metalmoms last blog post..Boob Alert

  40. HoosierGirl Says:

    I vote for “sassafras”!

    Let us know which one you pick.

    J.

    HoosierGirls last blog post..Friday Fill-Ins and PICTURES!

  41. kilax Says:

    I like the sexasauras - layers, but not too dramatic.

    kilaxs last blog post..Friday Question #40

  42. Selma Says:

    Sexasaurus. I love it so much I’m thinking of getting my hair cut that way!

    Selmas last blog post..HOT

  43. Cissa Fireheart Says:

    I like patootie. But I think all of them would look cute on you :)
    Cissa Firehearts last blog post..Theres no hurry any more, when all is said and done…

  44. kim Says:

    sexasuarus. Most definitely

  45. Winter Says:

    Yeah, I’m liking the sexasaurus too.

    Winters last blog post..Recap

  46. Justin Scott Says:

    They all look pretty sweet but I think the sassafrass look wins me over! :clap:
    Justin Scotts last blog post..Scouts at MoJo’s Pub Crawl

  47. Sarah Says:

    I usually have the patootie cut or an a-line but I’m (trying) to grow mine out.

    I think on you the sassafrass would look nice.

    Sarahs last blog post..So I am officially ‘undead’, well kinda.

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