November 14th, 2008
…practice my singing every day and that my cat is my audience.
…have more “sisterhood solidarity” than I let on.
…wouldn’t exactly mind being a mommy and believe I’d be a damned good one.
…drive at least 15 miles over the speed limit.
…call you a suckbucket of lameness for driving the speed limit and being in my way.
…stopped watching awards shows because they always made me cry.
…pray to God every night before going to sleep.
…almost never have pants on unless I have to.
…went to fat camp for three summers in my teen years.
…believe you can love more than one person at a time.
…think that Satan created Sponge Bob Square Pants.
…”take care of business” (on average) once a day.
…refuse to wear brightly colored shoes.
…hold grudges like a mother fucker.
…never regret a thing, even the really icky stuff.
…let my pride get in my way of my passions way too often.
…dream about bloggers at least once a week.
…want to open my own coffee house/bakery.
…smile whenever I see butterflies.
…am still entranced by the magic of Disney, no matter how often I go.
…love Christmas commercials and feel a little bit empty when they’re finally gone.
…am often a loner by choice.
…don’t like Harry Potter, Jim Carrey and a dozen other things that are too popular for their own good.
…wish every night that I could live the life that is in my head and heart rather than my reality.
…don’t wish anyone ill will despite the grudge factor.
…am physically ill over Pushing Daisies maybe getting canceled and Jim dying on Ghost Whisperer.
…talk too much because you excite me, not because I am egotistical.
…am trying to be more funny and less emotional in my blogging (and I suck at it).
…am grateful to both Britt and Finn for giving me this post today.
…am not ending this blog with “something kisses” for the first time ever.
Now then, I may not know that you…..
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Hilly Says...
November 14th, 2008 at 11:38 am
…really, really wish that you would move to Florida.
Miss Britts last blog post..Officially the First “I’m So Nervous About BlogHer!” Post of 2009
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November 14th, 2008 at 11:41 am
…talk too much because you excite me, not because I am egotistical.
(Especially bad in a chat/msn setting.)
Great list…
Nats last blog post..See!!
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November 14th, 2008 at 11:42 am
I’m interested to know what other “too popular” things you don’t like!
Avitables last blog post..Deal Breakers
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November 14th, 2008 at 11:48 am
… also sing to my cats all the time, and make up funny songs about them.
… sing to my daughter with funny, silly songs made up about her. She’s also started doing it, and she’s finally getting good at it!
… sometimes wish someone would hold my hand and tell me what to do, at certain times, and then help me - or push me -to do it.
… liked reading your list.
Sybil Laws last blog post..Avitaween, 2008
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November 14th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I’m really wondering what you’re doing right now at this moment.
If I wonder 24 times a day, I’m sure one of those times you’ll be doing something naughty alone.
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]s last blog post..Dear Hotness,
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November 14th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Wow. No pants? Must be breezy for you on Commando Friday!!
Dave2s last blog post..Served
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November 14th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
no one knows that
…on many occasions i sobbed when my (now ex) stepbrother would punch my stuffed animals because i believed they just might really have feelings.
hello haha narfs last blog post..Dreaming About You Lunatics
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
…would love to know that some blogger out there somewhere has dreamt of me…
Princess of the Universes last blog post..A Meme and a Contest
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
–make up and sing songs to my cat and my daughter just like Sybil Law does
–is pretty sure that my daughter & I will not have a Christmas this year, as my job & organization is going down the shitter as I type this.
–am extremely angry at the people who have mismanaged and caused the above to happen…and even if it doesn’t, to have caused the stress & worry
–am still very sad that I didn’t go to Adam’s party, but am fully aware that I need to buck up and get over it
–doesn’t want to feel second best anymore
Gingers last blog post..Feel Good Friday: Time to Break Out Aretha
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I didn’t know about Pushing Daisies…now I’m sad, too. (Crap.)
I’ll bet you didn’t know…
- that I chase my cats around every night, trying to catch one that I can cuddle
- that I kept one of my husband’s shirts unlaundered from his last trip home so that I can pull it out when things get really bad and hug it
- that I resent people who cut in front of me in traffic and then have to slam on their brakes
Denises last blog post..Eighteen months and counting
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
… is looking forward to the new Star Trek movie even though I abhor Trek.
NYCWDs last blog post..Fail Haiku To Air
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November 14th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
…am enchanted by Disney too.
…can see you holding court in Snackie’s Cafe and Bakery, charming a slew of regular customers with your baking and your personality.
…am no one’s favorite.
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November 14th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
… am physically ill over Jim dying on Ghost Whisperer just like Hilly.
I almost started crying when he was trying to tell Melinda that he was dead (because she didn’t know).
It just about ripped out my heart.
… pray for a miracle for Lisa and for her cancer to go away every single day.
… don’t believe in myself.
Matties last blog post..Never Lost
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November 14th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
have a footlocker and way too many boxes to count that are filled with fabrics and trims. The boxes are now categorized and labeled — wools, cottons, notions, etc. One day I’ll get around to those crafts. Or else it will be a case of “She who dies with the most fabric wins.”
Dagnys last blog post..That’s all she wrote
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November 14th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I assume the no pants and masterbation things are related?
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November 14th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
It seems everyone is doing this and since I don’t want to leave the same things everywhere I need to think of some new things.
…believe that fairies actually exist.
…I am thinking of becoming a teacher, even though I repeatedly say how much I dislike people.
…want to go to medical school just so I can be a doctor without borders, but don’t think I will actually like going to medical school.
Sarahs last blog post..Over thinking equals deleting
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November 14th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Some of the things on your list are my current reality, or my recent reality.
I think this is a really cool post idea but every time I try to think of a list of things I either can’t think of anything or can only think of really deep stuff. hmm. mebbe.
Poppys last blog post..We’ve got everything down to a science.
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November 14th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
I love brightly coloured shoes but I rarely wear them…
nice list.
suzes last blog post..i’m beginning to be glad i’m the tortoise and not the hare…
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November 14th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Have you considered that your wrist pain might be related to your daily habit?
Whits last blog post..Pink is Not My Favorite Color
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November 15th, 2008 at 11:30 am
You are my hero! I loved this list. The honesty was perfectly perfect! I can relate to so many of the things on your list as well. Sigh. Dream a little dream of me.
heartache heartburns last blog post..The Background
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November 18th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Am I ever in your dreams? :p
martymankinss last blog post..Snowy Sunday #01
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November 18th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I would totally frequent your coffee shop slash bakery.
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