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Pre-Posted With Birthday Love!

July 5th, 2008

It’s a rarity that I meet a chick who has me saying “Damn, she’s one bad ass beyotch” within the first five minutes.  However, with Hellohahanarf, those words just flowed like liquid diamonds, baby.  The girl is smooth, fun, articulate, lively, sexy as hell and a completely trustworthy friend.  She’s one rockasaurus rex who deserves the love from us all.  Plus she has such pretty boobage!  So pleaaaase, join me in wishing her a very Happy Birthday!

HelloHaHaBoobies

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NARFY!

Sweet Sweet Rack Kisses,
Me

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Bullet Monday…Why Should Sunday Have All The Fun?

March 10th, 2008

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL:  Today is a very special day for one of my favorite people in the PRB.  That’s right, you all probably know but let it be announced again. 

A VERY HAPPY SCHMAPPY BIRTHDAY WISH GOES OUT TO FABBY FAB FAB OF POINTLESS DRIVEL!!!

Fab

Last night, Turnbaby had a radio show solely dedicated to him and it was wonderful.  One of the things that I did for her Fab-stravaganza was to record a little birthday clip for my man Fab….I sand a little sexy version of Happy Birthday which you can listen to here (and I mean you too, Fabby):


(you may need to adjust the stupid volume)

In honor of Fab’s birthday, every bullet in this Bullet Monday post will be a picture of Fab’s head!  Yanno, just in case you have no idea what that picture is!  Please wish Fab a very happy and special day.  He’s truly a great guy with a heart of gold so he deserves it!

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Birthday Wishes Abounds….

December 7th, 2007

Balloons
So my friend SJ is not having a very good day.  And you know what sucks about that?  Today is her birthday!!!!  No one should be having a sucktastic day on their birthday!  I know, I know…I am a little nutty and fruity about birthdays, but I’m just a celebratory whore.

I’m not afraid of getting older.  I may joke around about the little wrinkles under my eyes or the fact that I make that "moaning" sound when I bend over these days….but at the same time, with age comes wisdom.  And with wisdom comes an inner beauty that radiates from within.  I’ve also noticed that the men I am generally attracted to are a little bit older than I am…yanno late 30’s/early 40’s.  I think that just goes to show that after we reach a certain age, we begin to appreciate someone with life experience rather than just a cute, tight ass.  Sure sure, I still look at the young bucks (Tom Welling, yum!) but *feel* something for the older dudes.  Besides, I’ve got acting like a kid at heart down to an art form.  I love the fact that I don’t act my age and probably never will. 

There’s something about accepting ones age that is peaceful and sorta sexy.  What do you think about all that aging stuff?

While you’re pondering that question, will you please go and wish mah girl SJ a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY?  PLEASE?  WITH SUGAR ON TOP?

Also, you can still ask me any question you want to here.  I will be answering them throughout the weekend too!

Birthday Kisses,
Me

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Happy Birthday (aka “Come On Eileen”)….

September 13th, 2007

Karltiara
Guess who turns 21 today….again?  That’s right, cats and kittens, it’s one of my very best friends ever, Karl!  Today is his birthday so please leave him a message here wishing him all the love, health, wealth and blow jobs that one man can ever have!  Yanno, it will be like we are all signing one great big Birthday Card!

I love Karl to pieces, even when were both in one of our moody phases.  I think it’s because we understand each other so well that we know it’s never personal….just that time of the month or whatever ;).  I’m always amused by the amount of women that have a crush on him because to me, he is just like a brother….but maybe that’s because I’ve known him for six years now and we’ve never felt "that way" about each other.  In fact, Karl was around when I met my husband, got engaged, got married….he’s seen it all!

Some of the best times that I’ve had with him were the various visits to my humble abode here in sunny Southern California.  We went to Disneyland twice together, each time more interesting than the next.  Apparently I shocked him by saying "holy schmoley" the first time and then there was that little incident with the vomitous maximus the next!  But we still had fun, as we always do.  We’re the kind of friends that are content out and about, meeting up with other friends or just sitting around my house watching tv, blogging and/or talking shit.  It’s like that on the phone too….we start off with the really deep shit and then wow, our conversations frenetically bounce from one subject to another to another, anywhere in the range of super frivolous to somewhat important.

Mostly, I love Karl because he is a decent man.  He’s not a liar….if you were to be with him, he would not cheat on you.  As a friend, he accepts my flaws and still tells me that I am beautiful.  He has the coffee ready for you when you get up in the morning! And he allows me to rudely text message when I am with him, even though he hates it!

Karl and I will always be tight no matter the distance, time, or moods we are in each month.  Karl, I love you…..Happy Birthday!

Birthday Dare Kisses,
Me

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It’s Like A Birthday With The Mad Hatter & Co.

June 8th, 2007

Uh so hrm…posts seem to come and go around here.  I swear there are ghosts in the machine and it has nothing to do with me.  I’ve just relearned a very important lesson…..do not blog while emotional because you’ll end up sketching everyone out around you!  Then you’ll get a BWI (blogging while intoxicated with emotion), get sent to blog jail, refuse to eat, use your wiles to seduce the blog sheriff (whoever that may be) and become first page blog news when really, you are just a piece of poop.

Here’s what you *can* post while emotional….things about or for other people.

So listen up…today is a very special day.  A certain amount of years ago (which I am sooo not telling you), this little bunny was born.  She grew up to be fantastic, snarky, smart, creative, and a very good friend.  I think she deserves for your asses to click on a link and take the time to make one extra comment in your already busy blog schedule.  Don’t make me turn this into "Snatchie’s Pudge Free World" as the birthday girl suggested.

Foodiva

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FOO DIDDY!
LOOK HOW SHE ROCKS IT!

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