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You Know That Thing About Clean Underpants?

August 30th, 2008

This post mayyyy veer a little more into the TMI realm than you are used to seeing here but yanno, whatever…it’s Saturday.  Besides, this really is about trying to interpret what the hell is going on in my head and/or determining if I’ve fucking lost it.

So I keep having this recurring dream, almost every damned night.

Someone that I find attractive with either show up at my door. show up at my hotel room, have me over to  his house, or any other scenario in which it’s time for the sweet, gentle sexing.  As soon as we start kissing then things get hot and heavy (as they always do), I realize that…*gasp*…I haven’t erm, made sure that Princess HoopieDoo is looking her best.   That’s right, my sweet sweet pussy is um, unkempt.  Yanno, only in my dreams, thank you very much.

What the hell?

Look, I could see this being about me needing to take care of myself better if my SSP wasn’t always in perfectly shaved condition, because hi…it always is.  I’m like an adult version of girl scout that way.  Yanno, Semper Paratus and all that shit.  Soooo then, what the hayck could this annoyingly recurring dream be about?  Obviously, I am not prepared?  In my dream, I always feel like I miss out on the good stuff because of that one issue.  I make up excuses not to have sweet loving with this guy rather than tell the truth or ask to be excused in order to “freshen up”.

There’s got to be a reason that I dream this.  Then again, maybe it’s just so I will obsess over the shavage like I do about everything else.

Love My Venus Razor Kisses,
Me

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