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Friday, May 02, 2008

The LOST Creepout Fest!

First of all, I missed last week's LOST and apparently the tv schedule has changed around again so I did NOT get to see a rerun of it before last night's episode.  I had to scurry and read Television Without Pity's recap, and then I was extra mad that I missed what looked like an awesome epi!  Oh well, eventually I'll download it from the interwebs...
As for this week...
I was immediately turned off by the Kate/Jack future flash and its "happily ever after" undertones.  But oh boy, the episode got dark real fast.  Didn't the shots of Hurley in the institution seem particularly dark and harsh in how they were filmed? CREE-PY! Loved it. 
Miles discovering the dead bodies--fabulous! I was all prepared for Danielle to stick her hand up Carrie-style (yet another Stephen King callout would have been so nice!) but it didn't happen.  LOST is giving me the twists and turns and unexpecteds again--just in unexpected ways!
On the down side, I am totally over the "Jack is such a control freak in case you haven't figured it out by now."  Um, if I haven't picked that up in 4 seasons, I would be a lost (ha!) cause.  Oh wait! But now you really need to remember, because when we flash forward it will put SO MUCH more significance on Jack getting out of control!!  Yes yes, thanks. I get it, writers.  Enough already. 
Although it was a nice twist when Rose pointed out that the island heals, so how on earth could Jack get appendicitis?  I think the island is pissed that he wants to leave.
I still hate Charlotte.  I wish Jin would have threatened to break HER fingers.
Daniel is cute and he is trying so hard to be nice and trusted.
WTF HAPPENED TO CLAIRE???  What is Christian Shepherd DOING??
That was one of the most jolting and frustrating episode-enders in awhile.  But in a good way.  So, all in all, an episode I almost turned off to go read a book paid off in the end, and my Locke-like faith was rewarded.

Monday, March 24, 2008

What's Up For Monday March 24th?

Because shows seem to be sneaking back in quietly now that the writer's strike is over, I'll be here almost every day to let you know what's up!  Let's take a look at tonight's lineup, shall we?

CBS:  Starting at 8:00PM, CBS is showing all new epsidodes of The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, and The New Adventures of Old Christine.  This is, of course, followed up by CSI: Miami....yanno, I run from CBS when that show comes on though!

ABC:  For those of you that watch Dancing With The Stars, your show is back and will be hogging up two hours starting at 8:00PM.  This will be followed up at 10:00PM by The Bachelor: London Calling.  This bachelor is a hottie with a British accent, btw.

FOX:  Fox has a new episode of New Amsterdam, starting at 9:00PM as well.  This is one of my new favorite shows.

The CW:
  A new episode of that Pussycat Dolls: Girlicious airs at 9:00PM tonight.  I accidentally called it "Pussylicious" the other day.  Somehow I'm sure either could work.

NBC:  Always entertaining the dregs of Game Show humanity, NBC will air My Dad is Better than Your Dad and yet another Deal or no Deal, starting at 8:00PM as well.

ABC Family:
  For those of you who enjoyed the first season of Greek as much as I did, it returns tonight at 8:00PM on duh, ABC Family.

And there you have it!  I'll be back when there is more to tell...

Hilly

Sunday, March 23, 2008

LOST: Meet Kevin Johnson

Meetkevjohnsongppic So I've had a few days to sit back and think about the last episode of "Lost" for a month. Have I mentioned how much I'm digging this season of "Lost?" It's making me fall in love with it all over again. This whole flash-forward thing is killer, great way to revitalize the series. And it gives me hope that the writers have a fucking clue about the outcome.

I don't know many people that were shocked by the previous week's episode, where Michael showed up on the freighter and turned out to be Ben's "man on the boat." I wasn't. Stupid ABC's marketing department saw to it that no one would be surprised. Why do they have to announce shit like that?

"Next week, a face returns and you won't believe who it is!" Really? Could it be, um, Michael, since he's been in the cast credits for the last several weeks?

I also hate when they pull THIS shit: "And next week, SOMEONE. WILL. DIE!" Shut the hell up, idiots! I don't want to know that! What happened to the first season, where someone dying was a huge shock? Keep the secrets, idiots!

111645_135_pre So this week we got to see Michael's flashback. It was a good episode, don't get me wrong, even if there weren't many revelations in the ep. Thing is, they fucking gipped us by not showing us what we REALLY wanted to know: what happened in the boat when Michael and Walt left the island? All we see is - POOF! - Michael suddenly living in Manhattan who knows how much later.

Thing is, keeping track of the timeline is really getting impossible. What, Michael and Walt left the island after 2 months of "island time," right? So how long did they take to get back to the real world? How much time was Michael there before Tom (Mr. Friendly) showed up to drag him back in? Weeks? A month?

And what the hell? The island won't let Michael die? The ISLAND?! WTF? Sure, we knew that the island has mysterious properties. We also know that there's some sort of time travel going on, that there's a definite gap between Island Time and Rest of the World Time. But how does an island prevent you from dying all the way back in Manhattan? What a bitch, wanting to die but not being able to.

So pretty much right after he gets home, Michael finds himself in the nightmare situation of heading back to the island on the freighter. Wonderful. Guess killing two women really made a difference in getting away from all that island shit, eh? It certainly alienated Walt from his father.

And how long is Michael and the freighter back in the water before they get within Island vicinity? More questions about time.

Why did Sayid rat Michael out to the boat captain? Who wrote the note to Michael and Desmond saying, "Don't Trust the Captain"? Why did they set Michael up with a fake bomb to blow up the ship? What was the point of that?

And just who the hell is Ben working for? Clearly there are a lot of financial resources under his control; otherwise Friendly couldn't have afforded the lavish hotel penthouse in Manhattan (along with his boy lover).

So we have several entities searching for the island now. First, there's Charles Widmore, whose freighter it supposedly is. Then there are the four freighties who made it to the island...on the same boat, but who are they working for? Widmore or someone else? Then there's Penny, who is clearly not aware of her father's search for the island. She's desperately looking for Desmond.

But hey, what about the Hanso Foundation? Where do THEY fall in all of this? Why have they been so absent? I mean, they have a substantial amount of money and resources invested in the island, all those Dharma stations. They HAVE to know that the numbers are no longer being punched into the computer. I mean, the key was turned and the hatch blew up...surely they have ways to monitor the situation. And they're still making occasional food/supply drops, so it's not like Hanso is gone. If Penny's people could sense the electromagnetic disturbance from when Desmond turned the key in the Hatch, then the Hanso foundation MUST know about it.

I don't think Ben is working for them. I mean, he KILLED the Dharma folks that were on the island. Why would he be working for them? I do think he's working for SOMEONE, though. Ben isn't the ultimate go-to guy for the Others, I don't think.

So yeah, I'm digging Lost again. But don't think I've forgotten that there are still tons of unanswered questions out there. Just because we've gotten a few answers this season (mostly about the Oceanic 6) doesn't mean I've lost track of the other shit I want to know about. What the fuck is that four-toed statue on the island? What happened to the polar bears? The Smoke Monster? What was the sickness that the French Lady said destroyed all her colleagues? All that shit was crazy present in the first two seasons, so it seems weird that all those things have been dropped, albeit temporarily (I assume).

What about Walt? Why did the Others kidnap him? What did they do to him in captivity? How come he's not important to them any more?

Yeah, as usual, I'm in it for the long haul.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Back in Love with LOST

Interesting piece from the Chicago Tribune:
http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2008/03/lost-is-back-to.html

To extend the loveless marriage analogy, LOST and I were quietly standing by each other all this time. 

Friday, March 14, 2008

It's Official: LOST is Pissing Me Off

Like everyone else it seems, I needed to take some time to really think about what happened last night.
And I need to watch it again, because my LOST watching buddies were having some squabbles about what happened.  Do you think Ben was involved in the staging of Flight 815?  I can't wrap my brain around that one.  Widmore paid for the blackbox, but did he pay for anything else?  I thought he was the one that was implied when they talked about having the resources, but not the dead bodies. Argh.  I dunno.
I'm glad I took the LOST character quiz on Facebook only to find out that I'm Juliet (*sarcasm*).  I don't like Juliet right now.  I understand where she was coming from, and I believe she was not thinking rationally after having seen SO MANY women die painful deaths on the island while pregnant.  But when she blurted out the truth about Sun's affair, I yelled, "Oh my god, slap her!" And then Sun did. Yay.
Kate, you remain annoying and stupid. Blegh.
I'm not sure how I feel about the mind-bender the writers did with Sun & Jin.  Like everyone else, I believed it was a dual flashforward until my friend pointed out that Jin looked awfully young.  My friends also thought the doctor was going to steal the baby after the remark about the usual doctor being at a conference.  Sun and Jin are so sweet.  And that baby was adorable. 
I would appreciate it, I think, if they weren't being so heavy-handed and obvious about everything else this season.  Once upon a time you would hear a teaser like "Next week:  Someone you never thought you'd see again!" and all of your guesses would be COMPLETELY WRONG.  But not this week. Nope.  Just as obvious as the karma conversation Jin and Bernard had on the boat. WASTE OF PRECIOUS FILMING TIME.  So to have such a mind-f*** thrown in really made me feel like this time the writers truly did not go into it knowing what they were doing.
Another squabble a friend and I had was over the fact they are being more obvious this season to appeal to the folks who abandoned the show or were giving up hope because they were confused/wanted answers.  Maybe I liked this show because I felt cool for being part of a secret club who loved the questions, who took the time to scour the forums and read the spoiler boards.  I liked it better when you had to search for the answers, not have them spoon fed to you.  Not even halfway into the season and we know almost all of the Oceanic 6, and that the crash was covered up.  Old LOST would never, ever give us something so quick and simple.  LOST has sold out, and it annoys me.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

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SPOILER!!

DO NOT READ, MY LUVS ON THE WEST COAST!!











Okay, did I call Michael on the boat or what?
*dances around, singing, "In your face! In your face! In your mf-ing face!" to no one particular*

More to come.  Need to ponder and digest a bit.

Lewis Black Is Definitely Back....

Last night Lewis Black's Root of All Evil had its debut and it cracked me up.  Seriously, two comics debating whether Oprah or the Catholic Church is the root of all evil?

I give you opening arguments...guess who I think is the root of all evil?

Television For The Rest Of The Week....

Hrm, I was going to come back and tell you about the new and returning shows for the rest of the week, but I've got nothing.  The Return of Jezebel James airs on Friday and Lil' Bush comes back to Comedy Central tonight but uh....that's about it!  I'm kind of bummed that I have heard nothing good about "Jezebel" because I love both Parker Posey and Lauren Ambrose.

However....Reaper returns TONIGHT on The CW to round out my perfect night of television.  Seriously, it seems like we piddle through the week with a good show here and there and then whammo!  My DVRs "To Do" list looks a litle something like this:

Survivor: Micronesia
Smallville
LOST

Reaper (usually Supernatural)
Eli Stone
Lipstick Jungl
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And when the real season gets back into full swing, I also record the NBC comedies!  Anyway, I am happy to have some good stuff to watch.

Monday, March 10, 2008

New And Returning...The Low-Down!

Since I promised to write here every day (at least for a while), here I am!  Unfortunately I did not watch much teevee Sunday night.  I think I saw The L Word and then the whole animated Sunday night line-up on FOX.  I do have to say that The Simpsons kicked much ass last night.  I like it when Bart and Lisa have to work as a team and let me tell you, boy oh boy did they!  My favorite line came from Marge (talking about Homer sneaking food on his diet):

"This is my husband.  I think he's been sneakering on his diet.  I didn't used to mind it when he'd lock the bathroom door and snackoff but when he's getting it regular...night after night after night?"

Good times!  Anyway, because I have nothing to say about what I watched last night, here is what's new and exciting for the FIRST HALF of the upcoming week:

Canterbury's Law (Monday 8PM, FOX):  Yet another courtroom drama brought to you by the fine folks at FOX.  Julianna Marguiles plays Elizabeth Canterbury, the lawyer with a heart of gold who takes on unpopular cases.  Okay, maybe she doesn't have a heart of gold however she is haunted by the disappearance of her son and therefore in a strained marriage with her husband (Aidan Quinn).  You can read the whole show description here if it so moves you.  Will I be watching?  No...however I don't like courtroom dramas and I don't like Julianna Marguiles so it's not really a win-win for me, but it may be for you!

New Amsterdam (Monday 9PM, FOX)
:  New Amsterdam settles into its permanent time slot as episode three airs tonight.  For those of you who missed the first two episodes of the show, you CAN legally watch them on FOX...click the link I gave you for details.  I don't think I need to tell you that I WILL be watching, cause yanno...I like this show and stuff.

The Bachelor (Monday 8PM, ABC):
I don't think this show really needs explanation, does it?  Tonight kicks off a new season with a lame "where are they now" episode which actually might be great if you care about where they are now.  Next week, the real backstabbing and teevee love will begin!

Beauty and the Geek (Tuesday 8PM, The CW):
The ever so fresh reality show from the mind of Ashton Kutcher returns but this time it's beauties AGAINST geeks.  Isn't that sort of ruining the whole premise of this show?  I mean, back when it first started, it was about co-mingling beauties with geeks so that they could learn from each other and grow as human beings.  I'm not sure I like where this season is headed but I will watch it.  Why?  The geek boys always amuse me (in a good way).

South Park (Wednesday 10PM, Comedy Central):
The boys are back in town for their 12th season!  I can't wait to see how irreverent the show can get this season!

Lewis Black's Root of All Evil (Wednesday 10:30PM, Comedy Central):
Either you love Lewis Black or you don't.  That will really determine if you want to watch this new weekly series that basically centers around Mr. Black doing what he does best...ranting!

I'll be back mid-week to let you know what else is up and upcoming but if anyone has a show they'd like to add to this, post it in comments!

Happy Watching!

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Survivor Survivor Survivor: Bye Bye Cro-Magnon Man!

Just for the record, my goal is to continue to write here every day (as long as there is a new show to review) in the great hope of getting this place hopping and jumping again!  Much love to Diane, Karl and Erin who have been doing their damnedest to write about the shows they love!

You sure can pick 'em!

Today's post is all about Survivor's latest episode...just a warning that if you have not seen it yet, there will be spoilers under the jump!


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